I've come to a conclusion.

This is a tribute, to all of those girls who've been caught in that situation of a night with your friends, and you're looking through the bottom of Inglnook White Zinfindale bottle part deux, when that friend-of-a-friend asks you to tag along to this other bumpin party..where you find yourself surrounded by college frat boys asking for you're name, sign and sexual orientation .. and all you can reply with, is "Hi, I'm Agent Cody Banks."